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Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you are emotionally unstable?
I should be. How many times have you committed suicide?...
Mrs Tarentino: Are you police officers? Elwood: No ma'am, we're musicians.
-- From the movie "The Blues Brothe...
Mrs White: "Everything allright?" Col. Mustard: "Yep. Two corpses, everything's fine." -- _Clue_
Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour. -- Gioacchino Rossini (1792-1868)
Mr. Watson, come here, I want you. -- Alexander Graham Bell
Mr. Wesley Crusher, would you please report to the airlock
Mr. Wilson's mind, as has been the custom, will be closed all day Sunday. -- George S. Kaufma
Mr. Wilson told me he gets the money from a big slurpy fund, like all the government guys.
-- Simon, "The ATM Machine", Eerie Indiana...
MR. WIZARD!!!! I don't wanna be a Sysop anymore!!!!!!
Mr. Worf! Confine this man to the brig!

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