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• If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty fresh. -- Dave Johnson, on dead seagull
• I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it?
• Dictionaries are like watches, the worst is better than none, and the best cannot be expected to go quite true.
  Samuel Johnson ['Boswell's Life of', 1784]...
• Listen! Do you smell something?
• Dog: I tell you what: I'm gonna smell your behind, then you can smell mine!
  Now is that a deal? Cat: You want to smell my WHAT? -- Red Dwarf - 'Parallel Universe'...
• You raise your voice when you should reinforce your argument. -- Samuel Johnso
• Homer: Bart! Take a letter! Dear Mr. Burns.
  .. [heavy sarcasm] I'm so `glad' you enjoyed my son's blood....
• People in distress never think you feel enough. -- Dr. Samuel Johnson, 1709-1784
• Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. -- Samuel Johnso