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• Sick minds, Mr. President.
• SAC Missile Control. Good day Mr. President. We are presently holding at T minus 2 minutes into the first strike countdown.
  To authorize resumption and launch, merely hang up without leaving a message....
• Would you like fries with that, Mr. President?
• George: Uh, Mr. President, Sir. People are becoming a bit.
  .. confused by the way your and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands....
• Mr. President, we must not allow a Mine Shaft Gap!
• Send in the clowns....Why, Mr. President, what are you doing here?
• Heads, up Boise! Incoming spuds!
• Klingon Ambassador: "I'm waiting for your answer, sir.
  UFP President: "This president is not above the law." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
• Astronauts are out to launch.