Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Mr. President, we must not allow a Mine Shaft Gap!
Mr. President, you'd better put more security agents on Mrs.
Clinton. if something happened to her you might have to run the country -- Senator Strom Thurmond...
Mr. Rivera was the landlord in the apartment building I grew up in.
He was the kind of landlord who never wanted to fix anything in the apartment....
Mr. Rockford? Miss Collins from the Bureau of Licenses.
We got your renewal before the extended deadline, but not your check....
Mr. Rockford? This is Betty Joe Withers. I got four shirts of yours from the Bo Peep Cleaners by mistake.
I don't know why they gave me men's shirts but they're going back....
Mr. Rockford? This is the Thomas Crown School of Dance and Contemporary Etiquette.
We aren't going to call again; now you want these free lessons or what?...
Mr. Rockford? You don't know me, but I'd like to hire you.
Could you call me at ... My name is, uh, ... Never mind, forget it!...
Mrs. Bobbit..The new GINSU knive spokesperson: "It slices, it dice
Mrs. Bunny's complaint: "He just keeps going and going and going ...
Mr. Schroedinger, have you seen my cat? And what's the box for?

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