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Mr. Sco*t! G*t th*s* trib*les out*of m* ta*lin* n*w!!!
Mr. Scott, energize. Hey! Where'd that pink bunny come from?
Mrs. Ghandi is in a sari state.
Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
No. This is how I dress when I go to work. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...
Mrs M., if we were the last three humans on Earth, I'd be trying to start a family with Baldrick.
-- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Amy and Amiability...
Mrs. Murphy and baby Murphy are instances of Murphy's law.
Mr. Spock doesn't say, 'Let's blast their buns off.'
Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Captain Kirk.
-- TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode _Amok_Time_...
Mr. Spock! This disk is damaged! Do you want to initialize it?
Mr. Spock wears vulcanized rubbers.

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