Miscellaneous Collections

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MPLP: Make Pretty Light Patte
MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex!
Mr and Mrs PED, can I borrow 26.7% of the RAYON TEXTILE production of the INDONESIAN archipelago?
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Mr. Arnold' isn't even his name. His name's 'Rimmer'
or 'Smeghead'; or 'Dinosaur Breath'; or 'Molecule Mind'....
Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about. -- Sir Winston Churchill
MR. BILL . . .Ooooohhh Nooooooooooo({2FE NO CARRIER
Mr. Canal, stop this instant! I must ask that you refrain from knife-fighting in the White House!
-- Saturday Night Live...
Mr Churchill, you are drunk! Yea, and you're ugly. Yes, but I can have selective cosmetic and plastic surgery and I will be beautiful, whereas you will still have the disease of alcholism.
Mr. Coolidge is the best Democrat we ever had in the White House.
He didn't do nothin', but that's what we wanted done. -- Will Roge...
Mr. Crusher, you have the Con. -- Famous last word

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