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Movie ratings are now a device whereby adults can discern which movies are unsuitable for them to see.
Movies: A place where people talk behind your back. -- "Laughs Unlimited
Movies keep getting more explicit; these days a "family film" is likely to show you how to start one.
-- Sandy Telle...
Movie stars do it on film.
Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.
Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
Mowmuffins: Dried accumulation of grass on the underside of lawnmowers.
Mozart: Composed for 40 years, then he decomposed.
Mozart!- Spiteful, sniggering, conceited, infantile Mozart!
who never spent one minute to help another man......
Mozart, striving for perfection, wrote the same symphony forty-one times.
In his case, it worked. He wrote a perfect symphony. -- Edward Abbey...

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