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• All things considered, Dan Quayle is doing a fine job as Vice President.
  He is the best eraser clapper the White House has ever had....
• What do you mean WE, white man?
• Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
  Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you?...
• Why should we do anything for Posterity? What's the bugger ever done for us?
• It was a mutual parting of the ways. We gave him the freedom to do what he wanted to do.
  "What was that?" "Drink himself to death." -- The Cowboy Wally Show...
• What we need is a good strategic thinker, and we don't have one. -- A White House official, 1989
• Well...we didn't get any money, but Mr. Burns got what he wanted.
  Marge, I'm confused! Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?...
• Marge: Homie, maybe we should go inside. Homer: But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet.
  Look at him. [the man in white suit stands still amidst the fight] He's going to do something and you know it's going to be good....
• No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave.
  -- Calvin Coolidge...