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MORTICIAN: He isn't. CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment....
Morticians do it gravely.
MORTICIAN: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!...
Morticia, Thing needs a hand.
Morton Downey, a man with an overwhelming personality.
Once you meet him, you never want to do it again....
Morton Downey...ever since he was eight years old, his parents pleaded with him to run away from home.
Morton Downy Show: An extended program to accommodate the filthy language marathon currently in progress.
Morty's Mortuary - You kill em' we chill em'.
Morty's Mortuary - You Snuff em' we stuff em'.
Moscow in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11.

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