Morty's Mortuary - You Snuff Em' We Stuff Em'.
Morty's Mortuary - You Snuff em' we stuff em'.
Morty's Mortuary - You kill em' we chill em'.
Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad
Joe's Mortuary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!
Al's mortuary. You stab 'em, we slab 'em. 24 hours a day, ask about our group rate.
Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen.
You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays....
ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!
Cam's Crematorium - You kill 'em, we grill 'em
City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em!