Miscellaneous Collections

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Most managers were trained to be the thing they most despise -- bureaucrats. -- Alvin Toffle
Most men are like eggs, too full of themselves to hold anything else. -- Josh Billing
Most men employ the first part of their life, to make the rest miserable. -- de La Bruyere
Most men fall in love with a pretty face but find themselves bound for life to a hateful stranger, alternating endlessly between workshop and a witch's kitchen.
Most men have more courage than even they themselves think they have. -- Grenville
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
They fare as did that dwarf who kept guard over a captured princess in his castle....
Most men take only 2-3 minutes to relieve themselves. Women's Restrooms always have long lines.
Most men who run down women are only running down a certain woman. -- Remy de Gourmo
Most monsters prefer minced meat. That's why they are hitting you.
Most new books drop immediately into the oblivion they so richly deserve. -- Edward Abbey

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