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• Poppycock: the thing that mummy needs to create you.
• My role model, inspiration, and heroine is Morticia Addams. -- Siouxsie Sioux
• If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. -- Lionel Hutz, "Marge in Chai
• A man always needs to remember one thing about a pretty girl. Somewhere, somebody's tired of her.
• A man always needs to remember one thing about a beautiful woman.
  Somewhere, somebody's tired of her....
• A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the police officer searches you.
• A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
• Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women; when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it.
  ... While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it....
• Government is good at one thing. It knows how to cripple you, hand you a crutch, and then tell you that you couldn't walk without government.
  -- Harry Browne...