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• Morty's Mortuary - You Snuff em' we stuff em'.
• Joe's Mortuary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!
• Al's mortuary. You stab 'em, we slab 'em. 24 hours a day, ask about our group rate.
• Cam's Crematorium - You kill 'em, we grill 'em
• Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad
• Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen.
  You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays....
• ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!
• City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
• Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em!