Morty's Mortuary - You Kill Em' We Chill Em'.
Morty's Mortuary - You kill em' we chill em'.
Morty's Mortuary - You Snuff em' we stuff em'.
Joe's Mortuary: You Stab 'Em, We Slab 'Em!
Al's mortuary. You stab 'em, we slab 'em. 24 hours a day, ask about our group rate.
Cam's Crematorium - You kill 'em, we grill 'em
Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad
Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen.
You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays....
ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!
City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em!