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• DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart! CUSTOMER
  Oh, don't be such a baby. MORTICIAN: I can't take him....
• CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes?
  He won't be long. MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine today....
• clop clop] MORTICIAN: Who's that then? CUSTOMER: I don't know.
  MORTICIAN: Must be a king. CUSTOMER: Why? MORTICIAN...
• CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
  DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy. [whop] CUSTOMER...
• MORTICIAN: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
  DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!...
• MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead!
  [clang] Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER...
• But I don't want to go on the cart..." "Oh, don't be such a baby!
  "But I'm feeling much better..." "No you're not.....
• BODY: I'm not dead! CART DRIVER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead.
  LARGE MAN: Yes he is. BODY: I'm not! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• ARTHUR: Well, I AM king... DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice.
  An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society!...