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Mork calling Orson, Mork calling Orson.
MORK! Is that you?
Mormonism: Nothing so hilarious could possibly be true. Or all bad. -- Edward Abbey
Morning after pill for men, changes your blood type.
Morning: cause for alarm
Mornings have no mercy [picture of sun coming in the window with a gun]
Morn, Wak'd by the circling hours, with rosy hand Unbarr'd the gates of light.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book vi, Line 2...
Morphology is part science and part 'Ipse Dixit.'
Morris dancing is an exercise in fertility
MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER...

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