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Monastery: A home for unmarried Fathers.
Monday I have Friday on my mind....
Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the football game.
-- paraphrased from Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" -- he used baseball instead...
Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.
Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you!
Monday is the root of all evil!
Monday morning brought to you by the letters OH and NO....
Monday morning is when we look back wistfully on the good old days..... Saturday and Sunday.
Monday morning Rain-drenched parks with bone-bare trees greet my failing feet.
The pale daylight is no bombard for my wall-like shades, nor the wind my Monday morning....
Mondays are the lint balls in the washing machine of life.

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