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Mommy, why is Daddy so pale? Shaddap and dig!
Mommy, why is the goalie so pale? "Shut up and shoot the puck!
Mom never spanked: she would beat the hell out of...
Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
MONAD, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter.
(See _Molecule_....
MONAGE A TROIS - I am three years old.
MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
MONARCH, n. A person engaged in reigning. Formerly the monarch ruled, as the derivation of the word attests, and as many subjects have had occasion to learn.
In Russia and the Orient the monarch ha...
MONASH UNIVERSITY COMPUTER CENTRE - MODEM DIAL-UP SERVICES Users of the Greater Monash University can now access the computer systems via modems 24 hours except when they are out of order.
All fou...

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