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Money talks, but it is not obliged to tell the truth.
Money talks. Usually it says, "Bend over." -- Solomon Sho
Money: The only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen "Hey You!
-- Wilson Mizne...
Money, therefore, if it is to be anything, must be at least an efficient and trustworthy instrument by which working people accumulate savings.
-- Lewis E. Lehrnma...
Money to invest? Take it to the local branch of the Magic Memory Vault!
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
-- Josh Billings (pseudonym of Henry Wheeler Shaw (1818-1885))...
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salary of a large research staff to study the problem.
-- Bill Vaugha...
Money wouldn't be so important if everybody didn't want some.

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