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• Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letters 'O' and 'S' and by the number 2.
• The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning.
• Unromantic as Monday morning. -- Charlotte Bronte
• Oh, Picard, I will enjoy you morning, noon and night.
• Homer: Oh, I gotta call everyone and tell them the good news.
  [picks up phone: "In use"] What the -- oh....
• Brought to you by ALLGONE-REP.
• Brought to you by a query.
• Monday morning Rain-drenched parks with bone-bare trees greet my failing feet.
  The pale daylight is no bombard for my wall-like shades, nor the wind my Monday morning....
• Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you!