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• It isn't easy being a Friday kind of person in a Monday kind of world.
• I have a dirty mind, I mud wrestle with my conscience.
• Please inform Starfleet: I have engaged the Borg. Wedding Friday.
• I have always thought in the back of my mind, cheese and onions. -- The Rutle
• I have not lost my mind--it's backed up on disk somewhere.
• Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
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• I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to loose. -- S. I. Hayakawa