Miscellaneous Collections

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Money can't buy happiness, so I guess I'll have to rent it. -- "Weird" Al Yankovic
Money can't buy love--but it certainly puts you in a wonderful bargaining position.
-- Harrison Bake...
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a Cadillac so you can drive around and look for it.
Money changes everything.
Money confers the power to command the labor of others.
Love of money is love of power. And love of power is the root of evil. -- Edward Abbey...
Money costs too much: Lew Arche
Money does not protect me from grief, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than in a bus.
Money doesn't care who owns it.
Money doesn't come easy. That's the way it goes!
Money doesn't talk, it swears. -- Bob Dyla

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