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• Monday, n.: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• MONDAY: In Christian countries, the day after the football game. -- Ambrose Bierce
• Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
• University: A modern school where football is taught.
  -- Paraphrased from Ambrose Bierce's "The Devil's Dictionary" -- (definition of "Academe")...
• IMPROVIDENCE, n. Provision for the needs of to-day from the revenues of to-morrow.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Speak of the Devil and he will hear about it. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• MISERICORDE, n. A dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...