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Last Will and Testament? Oh, come on, that's a dead giveaway!
Last words at Rusty & Edie's: Ed, go see who's at the door.
Last Words of Advice: If you pay your taxes and don't get into debt and go to bed early and never answer the telephone, no harm can befall you.
-- Professor Charles P. Issawi...
Last year I entered the LA marathon. I finished last.
It was embarrassing. And the guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me....
Last year I was 39. This year I'm 3A.
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line.
He caught every other fish. -- Steven Wrigh...
Last year many lives were caused in automobile accidents.
Last year's was better. -- Law of Regressive Achieveme
Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving.
.. every half mile... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip....
Last year, when Brutus was about to kill Julius Caesar, the Prince yelled out, 'Look behind you, Mr.
Caesar'. -- Edmund, Sense and Senility...

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