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Lavish spending can be disastrous. Don't buy any lavishes for a while.
Law and Order? No! Awe and lauder!
Law enforcement officers should use only the minimum force necessary in dealing with disorders when they arise.
-- Richard Milhouse Nixo...
Law expands in proportion to the resources available for its enforcement. -- Dalin B. Oak
LAWFUL, adj. Compatible with the will of a judge having jurisdiction.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
La. where the chemicals meet the water.
LA: Where the only way to determine that the seasons have changed is to note that people have changed the main topic of conversation.
From mud slides to brush fires....
LA: Winston your quite drunk! WC: Madame your quite ugly.
In the morning I will be sober where as you will still be ugly! -- Sir Winston and Lady Asto...
Law is order, and good law is good order. -- Aristotle
Law is seldom understood by those who make the law, those who enforce the law, and those who break the law.
Other than these, things are fine....

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