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Last yeer I kudn't spel Engineer. Now I are won.
Last yeer I kudn't spel Progarmmer Now I are won.
Last yur I kudnt spel modjerater now I are won.
late-60's variant: Why did the running-dog lackey of the bourgeoisie throw the clock out the window?
Because it was a continual reminder of the imminent doom of capitalism!...
Late, as in the late Dentarthurdent. It's a sort of threat you see.
I've never been very good at them myself, but I'm told they can be very effective....
Late last night I slew my wife, Stretched her on the parquet flooring
I was loath to take her life, But I had to stop her snoring! -- Harry Graham...
Late, late yestreen I saw the new moone, Wi' the auld moon in hir arme.
-- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Reliques of Ancient Poetry, Sir Patrick Spe...
Late Nite Diversions, Sarnia, Ont.
LATER..........AS IN MUCH!!
Later, dude.

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