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LAUGHTER, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises.
It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable. Liability to attacks of lau...
Laughter requires no prescription and in addition to this, it is far and away the best medicine.
Laughter should dimple the cheek, not furrow the brow.
A jest should be such, that all shall be able to join in the laugh which it occasio...
Laughter... the no side effect tranquilizer.
Laugh when you can; cry when you must.
LAUNCELOT: At last! A call! A cry of distress ..
. (he draws his sword, and turns to CONCORDE) Concorde!...
LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....
LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a St. Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh's in Cornwall?
ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
LAUNCELOT leaps into SHOT with a mighty cry and runs the GUARD through and hacks him to the floor.
Blood. Swashbuckling music (perhaps). LAUNCELOT races through into the castle screaming. SECO...
`Launch on warning' means never having to say you're sorry.

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