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Laundry: a place where clothes are mangled.
Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- Miriam Robbi
Laundry instructions on a shirt made by HEET (Korea)
For best results: Wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron....
Laundry is the fifth dimension!! ...um...um... th' washing machine is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
LAUREATE, adj. Crowned with leaves of the laurel.
LAUREL, n. The _laurus_, a vegetable dedicated to Apollo, and formerly defoliated to wreathe the brows of victors and such poets as had influence at court.
(_Vide supra._) -- Ambrose Bierce, "The D...
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
L'autunno negli occhi, l'estate nel cuore. La voglia di dare, l'istinto di avere.
E tu, tu lo chiami amore e non sai che cos'e. E tu, tu lo chiami amore e non ti chiedi perche....
La vache qui rit est jolie. [Laughing cows are pretty].
Lavatory: Volcano -- Ray Hand

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