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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
Last weak, I kudent spel progrmir, now I r wun.....
Last week a cop stopped me in my car. He asked me if I had a police record.
I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album. Cops have no sense of humor....
Last week a mob attacked a white attorney because he was defending someone accused of killing a black man, and that's wrong.
He should've been attacked because he's a lawyer. -- A. Whitney Brow...
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. -- Steven Wrigh
Last week I got badly beaten up fighting for a woman's honor.
Next time I'll pick a smaller woman. -- Henry Gibso...
Last week I saw a girl in a sweater so tight I could hardly breathe.
Last week I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age.
She locked me in the cellar ... My wife's an earth sign....
Last week, I went to Philidelphia, but it was closed. -- W. C. Field
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang "Happy Birthday To You".

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