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• I read an article in a magazine: women 49 years old having their first child.
  Forty-nine! I couldn't think of a better way to spend my golden years....
• If I shot myself, my ex would sue me for the bullet.
• In this day and age women can have kids for other women through surrogate motherhood.
  Is this the ultimate favor or what? I think I'm a good friend....
• If I were an American, as I am an Englishman, while a foreign troop was landed in my country I never would lay down my arms,--never!
  ever! never! -- William Pitt, Earl of Chatham (1708-1778) -- Speech, Nov. 18, 1777...
• I don't buy temporary insanity as a murder defense.
  'Cause people kill people. That's an animal instinct....
• I_love_Cats...........Under my tires.
• Goose pimples rose all over me, my hair stood on end, my eyes filled with tears of love and gratitude for this greatest of all conquerers of human misery and shame, and my breath came in little gasps.
  If I had not known that the Leader would have scorned such adulation, I might have fallen to my knees in unashamed worship, but instead I drew myself to attention, raised my arm in the eternal salute of the ancient Roman Legions and repeated the holy words, "Heil Hitler!...
• My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!" -- Sue Murphy