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• I was asked if I would feed my neighbor's dog while they went on vacation.
  Innocently enough I said I would do it. I had no idea that cats were so darned hard to catch....
• I run My Slow Darned Old System, ver. 6.
• I always prefer to believe the best of everybody -- it saves so much trouble.
  -- Rudyard Kipling...
• I prefer old age to the alternative. -- Maurice Chevalie
• I *never* would have guessed you were that old!
• If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much.
• I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require so much cooking.
  -- Carrie Snow...
• I would prefer not to answer that question. "Under the circumstances I don't think Tasha would mind.
  She was special to me, sir. We were...intimate. -- Data and Picard, "The Measure of a Man", stardate 42523....
• A visit to a political convention is much akin to a residency which is required on a garbage heap.
  As a matter of fact, I rather believe I would prefer the garbage heap if it comes to a choice....