Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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It's possible to fight intolerance, stupidity, and fanaticism when they come separately.
When you get all three together it's probably wiser to get out, if only to preserve one's sanity....
It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well. -- Charles Bukowski
It's possible to use karate against a swarm of plankton- -but it won't help
It's potato, not potatoe.
It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry [with picture of penguin]
It's probably a bad day when, you find a dead fish in your underwear.
It's probably treason! I'm too young to go to the Tower.
-- Ace, Silver Nemesis, stories with flashback...
Its rabbit season. Its duck season.
It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is...dead, Jim.

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