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It's sad when human debris like Kurt Cobain becomes a role model.
It's sad when human debris like Madonna becomes a role model.
It's sad when human debris like Sister Souljah becomes a role model.
It's sad when human debris like Tupak Shakur becomes a role model.
It's said that 'power corrupts', but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible.
The sane are usually attracted by other things than power....
It's seven o'clock and I wanna rock wanna get a belly full of beer.
It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's joined the choir invisible!
It's silly to go on pretending that under the skin we are all brothers.
The truth is more likely that under the skin we are all cannibals, assassins, traitors, liars, hypocrites, poltroons....
It's simple. It's just things with chalk on a board.
-- Helmut Vogel, when asked to explain a physics equatio...
It's six o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your terminal to explode.

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