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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
It's The Gophers And The Rabbits! They're Conspiring...
It's the judiciary, Stupid!
It's the last straw that breaks the camel's back.
It's the magazine that tells the Tommies the _truth_ about the War.
...Or alternatively, the greatest work of fiction since laws of fidelity were included in the French marriage service....
It's the majority of America that Conservatives oppose.
It's the most pointless book since 'How to Learn French' was translated into French.
-- Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
It's the most unhappy people who most fear change. -- Mignon McLaughli
It's the nexus of the crisis.
It's the old dope peddler, spreading joy wherever he goes.

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