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• When the going gets tough, the tough get a Glock -- James P. Calliso
• Major actions are rarely decided by more than four people.
  If you think a larger meeting you're attending is really "hammering out" a decision, you're probably wrong....
• Come back when you get some pubes.
• When the going gets tough, the smart get an AR-15. And a shotgun. And... -- James P. Calliso
• How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue .
  .. and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go? -- Rita Rudne...
• In order to form an excellent and efficient committee, only three people are required.
  Additional to this, one needs to be absent and one needs to be sick....
• It's only cheating when you get caught!
• If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without bloodshed
  if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly...
• Techie: Talking doll, take eight. Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.
  Oh, no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married....