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It's slim pickings out there. When you're first single, you're so optimistic.
At the beginning, you're like...
It's slower to do it quickly, It's more expensive to do it cheaply, And it's more democratic to do it in secret.
-- The public servant's motto...
It's smarter to be lucky than it's lucky to be smart.
It's smart to pick your friends, but not to pieces.
It's smart to pick your friends, but not your nose.
It's so clean. It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese.
It's so cold ... Father can't milk the cows by hand because he has to wear his wool mittens.
This tickles the cows. They get hysterical and nothing comes out but cottage cheese....
It's so dreadful to be poor! sighed Meg, looking down at her old dress.
It's so easy to laugh It's so easy to hate It takes strength to be gentle and kind -- Morrissey
It's so elegant that it's wrong.

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