It's Practically Impossible To Look At A Penguin And Feel Angry [with Picture Of Penguin]
It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and
feel angry [with picture of penguin]
A bonded penguin is a happy penguin.
Penguin: the headwaiter of the Antarctic.
It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.
Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
Oh, intercourse the penguin! -- Monty Pytho
Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph.
They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had. -- Linus Torvald...
I'm sorry, did I assassinate your penguin?
It's 05:00 and time for the Penguin on the Tele to explode.
What's that on top of the telly? Looks like a penguin.