It's Probably A Bad Day When, You Find A Dead Fish In Your Underwear.

It's Probably A Bad Day When, You Find A Dead Fish In Your Underwear.

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It's probably a bad day when, you find a dead fish in your underwear.

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You know it's going to be a bad day when: you turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
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You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you walk to work, and find your dress is stuck in the back of your panty hose.
Middle age is rather like your underwear, it creeps up on you when you're not watching.