Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I think I've got a headache.....
I think I've reached a point, where every wish has come true.
And tired disguised oblivion, is everything I do. -- The Cure...
I think I will plan being spontaneous tomorrow
I think life should be more like TV. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you?
I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest conce...
I think like a flowchart.
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house. -- Yogi Berra
I think man invented the car by instinct.
I think marriage is a very personal thing.
I think Michael is like litmus paper - he's always trying to learn.
-- Elizabeth Taylor, absurd non-sequitur about Michael Jackso...
I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead

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