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• I parked my hard drive and it got towed away!
• My sex drive had a head crash.
• Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry.
  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh, well, I think of my sex life....
• The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry.
  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life....
• Got to go, I think a SCUD just landed in my livingroom.
• Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• Can I upgrade my Hard drive to a Warp Drive?
• Go ahead, flame me...I've got heavy duty surge protectors.
• I am a sex object. I say Sex? and my girlfriend objects.