I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy.

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• You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy,
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• Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute,
  then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his...
• Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
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• To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real.
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  I remember we'd all pile into the car---I forget what...