I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk
around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Related:
- I think a new, different kind of bowling should be "carpet bowling." It's just
like regular bowling,
only the lanes are carpet instead of wood. I don't... - If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat.
Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection... - You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes
people happy,
but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea... - Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute,
then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his... - Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real.
And, at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and... - One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was
a real line that went around the Earth,
or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh... - If I ever get real rich, I hoe I'm not real mean to poor people,
like I am now. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to
me.
I remember we'd all pile into the car---I forget what...
