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• Bo Derek ruined my life! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I don't know WHY I said that.. I think it came from the FILLINGS in my rear molars.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• All of a sudden, I want to THROW OVER my promising ACTING CAREER, grow a LONG BLACK BEARD and wear a BASEBALL HAT!
  ! ... Although I don't know WHY!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• While my BRAINPAN is being refused service in BURGER KING, Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common MISAPPREHENSIONS.
  .. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I put aside my copy of ``BOWLING WORLD'' and think about GUN CONTROL legislation.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I think I am an overnight sensation right now!! -- Zippy the Pinhead