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• I THINK MAN INVENTED THE CAR by instinct. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
• Its(just(my(nesting(instinct(I(guess()))))))
• Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh.
  But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me....
• I don't buy temporary insanity as a murder defense.
  'Cause people kill people. That's an animal instinct....
• If it weren't for lawyers, I think we could have invented a universal symbolic representation of reality.
• I think God invented rain to give dead people something to complain about. -- David Brenne
• Coward: A man in whom the instinct of self-preservation acts normally. -- Sultana Zoraya
• I don't want no Commies in my car... no Christians either. -- REPO MAN
• Man invented Alcohol. God invented Grass. Who do you trust?