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I think he's a few bytes short of a checksum.
I think he's a few channels short of Basic Cable.
I think he's a few croutons short of a garden salad.
I think he's a few pipes short of a church organ.
I think he's a few strings short of a violin section.
I think he said 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.' Nonsense, he was obviously referring to all manufacturers of dairy products.
-- two people in the crowd in The Life of Bria...
I think he's one taco short of a combination platter.
I think he's playing his oboe with just one reed.
I think he's playing solitaire with a pinochle deck.
I think he's playing the lead violin part on a viola.
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