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• Jerry: Clarinet? Homer: No. Jerry: Oboe? Homer: No.
  Jerry: Saxophone? Homer: No. Wait a minute, what was that last one again?...
• I think he's playing solitaire with a pinochle deck.
• I think he's playing the lead violin part on a viola.
• Just think of it as a live role-playing game
• I think it is true for all n. I was just playing it safe with n >= 3 because I couldn't remember the proof.
  -- Baker, Pure Math 351a...
• I think it is true for all _n. I was just playing it safe with _n >= 3 because I couldn't remember the proof.
  -- Baker, Pure Math 351a...
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• He was a little "off" I think is the term ... One day he said to me, "I'm gonna fly.
  I said, "I believe ya can, Maynard, I've seen ya do a lot of wild things....
• The old man had lived all his life in a little house on the Vermont side of the New Hampshire-Vermont border.
  One day, the surveyors came to inform him that they had just discovered that he lived in New Hampshire, not Vermont....