Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common MISAPPREHENSIONS.
.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I think I disarmed it. -- Darkwood -- Famous Last Word
I think I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I think I'd probably put a bullet in my head if I had Robin Leach over to my house.
-- actor Tim Robbi...
I think I embarrassed the lady next to me on the plane.
It was one of those flights that you sleep on. And I sleep in the nude. -- Johnny Dark...
I think I exist; therefore, I may be.
I think I just heresied on several important religions.
I think I just lost my appetite.
I think I'll end it all, Sue sighed.
I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STOREY WINDOW while reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...

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