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I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack...
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head.
Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you joi...
I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist, "You know what will save the world?
You're holding it in your hand." And the other scientist looks, and in hi...
I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto you buttocks and start yowling and running around.
Everyone would think it wa...
I think all cars should have car phones in 'em and their license plates should be their phone number.
So you can call 'em up and tell 'em to get the hell out of the way. Old people would have 800 nu...
I think a man can have two, maybe three affairs while he is married.
But three is the absolute maximum. After that, you are cheating. -- Yves Montand...
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
-- Raymond Chandle...
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be "carpet bowling.
It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood....
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
-- _A Bit of Fry and Laurie_...
I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.

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