I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby
duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater
until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then,
all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla.
Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for
parties.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater
until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then,
all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla.
Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for
parties.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Related:
- I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
-- Groucho Marx (in Duck Soup)... - Seems like this duck waddles into a pharmacy, waddles up to the prescription
counter and rings the bell.
The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help you?... - If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends
are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend
you were swimming.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey... - Would you like some duck for lunch, eh misster, would you?
- A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone.... - With a name like Mangled Baby Ducks, you know it's gotta be good!
- When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about
your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is
just to say, "No speaka English.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey... - If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your ac
I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, "Forgive me, but that's just too much.... - Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you com out you're all
covered with leeches.
Just say, "Hey, has anybody seen my raisins?" (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins....

