I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby
duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater
until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then,
all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla.
Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for
parties.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater
until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then,
all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla.
Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for
parties.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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