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I think Casper is the ghost of Richie Rich. I wonder how Richie died?
"Perhaps he realized how hollow the pursuit of money is and took his own life....
I think cement is more interesting than people think.
I think children have an instinctive need for adul
hey want to be told right and wrong. -- Kirk, "Miri," stardate 2713.6....
I think Clinton just taxed my tax refund.
I think contraception is disgusting -- people using each other for pleasure.
-- Joseph Scheidler, Director, Pro-Life Action League...
I think, .... Do You?
I think especially in her position, a highly successful professional woman, it would be a real exception to have an unwed child.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle to The Chron's Jerry Roberts....
I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass. -- Barry Goldwate
I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell's ass.

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