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Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.
Always keep a record of data; it indicates you've been working. -- Finagle's Second Rule
Always keep the office door closed. This puts visitors on the defensive and also makes it look as if you are always in an important conference.
Always keep your bowler on in times of stress. And watch out for diabolical masterminds.
-- Emma Peel's parting comment to John Steed on THE AVENGERS...
Always laugh at yourself first - before others do. -- E. Maxwell
Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out. -- The Rule of the Way Ou
Always let the big guy think he's right!
Always let your flattery be seen through, for what really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "John Bull's Other Island...
Always lick the suction cup before you shoot the dart gun at the TV set.
-- Proverb from "Life in Hell...
Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why.
Then do it. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...

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