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• Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why.
  Then do it. -- Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlei...
• Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A.
  Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A.
  Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• There is no conclusive evidence of life after death.
  But there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know....
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...